My friend, Donna, emailed me this today on how a person can maintain a healthy level of insanity in their life. Pretty darn funny, if you ask me- have a gander. I am not sure if I would do any of this, but it is funny to think about the silliness of such acts.
I edited the list to exclude the entries that would be ill advised to do; wouldn't want anyone going to jail. Besides, I am not giving you any bail money. Entries 1 through 10 are from my friend. Anything from 11 and up, I decided to add on.
1. Page yourself over an intercom (like at work). Don't disguise your voice.
2. Every time someone wants you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks (at work). Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to Expresso.
4. Skip down the hall (at school, work, the mall) and see how many looks you get.
5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is
To Go.
7. Sing along at the Opera.
8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache (this outta go over well).
9. When your money comes out of the ATM, scream- I won, I won!
10. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
11. When at the Drive-Thru of Burger King, order a
Big Mac (act very disappointed when they tell you they don't have them).
12. When at McDonalds, order a
Whopper (act very disappointed when they tell you they don't have them).
13. Run around the outside of your house 20 times- the neighbors will wonder what the heck you are doing. That is, unless you're me, because they would already know the reason.
14. Page yourself at the mall- when you hear your name called, walk back up to the customer service desk and ask them, "Did someone page me?" OK, this one might get you kicked out of the mall- but it would be funny.